Hurricane Season T-Shirts

Hurricane watch

What can I get you, Mrs. Cohen? Two dozen cans of tuna, 15 bottled waters and a flashlight. Inflatable raft. Hurricane season beings again. I'll need a helipad delivered to my lawn.

'Put up the storm windows? -- but that's just looking for trouble!'

Hurricane power outages

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Flu vaccine.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Easter Egg Delivery

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'You're giving me a flu-shot? Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-flu shot?'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Polly wants a flu shot."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

"I've developed a sporting way to administer the flu shot."

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

'let's make sure next year that we take our flu shot.'

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

'Coffee? Tea? Flu shot?'

Stay away from Pigs.

Drive Thru Flu Clinic

'I'm glad you two have finally met.'

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

Flu Shot

"Wow. Suddenly I've got fever, cough, sore throat, runny nose, headaches and body aches, chills, and fatigue."

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

"You know, Burkhart, if you're so damn afraid of the flu maybe you should just stay home."

Chicken Noodle sold out.

New school supplies.

"You have a common cold. Here's a prescription for chicken soup from the deli next door."