Hurricane Survivors Mugs

America Discovers a WMD (weather of mass destruction) and down in Florida, it's the return of the Hanging Chad.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Emergency Pants

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'He needs professional HELP!'

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Harvey before and after.

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

'What luck!'

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

Welcome centre

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."

Green Shoots

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."