Hurricane Survivors T-Shirts

America Discovers a WMD (weather of mass destruction) and down in Florida, it's the return of the Hanging Chad.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Emergency Pants

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Harvey before and after.

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'What luck!'

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

Welcome centre

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."

Deflating Island

Trees and hurricanes