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"Gloria it's time you found out the truth about me. I'm not a dermatologist, I'm really a taxidermist!"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Traffic Cone Monsters

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"Woah - random!"

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

Well, where's the last place you had it?

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'Giraffe'

"How can we tell if this old movie poster is valuable?"

Street Sales

To the Aquarium

'This looks like a good spot.'

"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."

"I'll flip you to see whose name is listed first if we should ever win a Nobel Prize."

Happy Birthday! Surprise!

"There's really no mystery - my wife just sticks her head through a hole in the wall."

School. Report Card. I improved in handwriting, and she found out I can't spell.

"You say you don't own a weapon...so what's with all this ammo in your closet?"

'I hate to tell you this...but you're going to have to give up red meat.'

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

'I'm glad out parents aren't hung up about not spoiling us.'

"Enjoy!"

"I've noticed there's no tree in the cafe. No decorations....nothing."

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."