Friend Of Surprises T-Shirts

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Cat and mouse

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Surprise!"

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

Santa Dog

"We balanced our budget this month!"

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Traffic Cone Monsters

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'How much did you save this year?'

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"We're going to need more pets."

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"