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'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

One Size Fits All.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

Up your end.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

In Disguise.

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

"I see you've brought your own bag."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

US Camouflage School

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"No. I can still see you."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

Psychologist has a happy mask on.