Hunter Of Humor Pillows

'I hate to tell you this...but you're going to have to give up red meat.'

'Twin Neanderthals, separated at birth. Both...spend a lot of time out doors, make their own clothes, hunt and fish and are self-employed.'

"There's really no mystery - my wife just sticks her head through a hole in the wall."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

A Club Sandwitch.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Garden variety allergies."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Burnout Syndrome...

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Spot Quiz....

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"Nasty sunburn."

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Soccer coach of the year.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."