Hunter Of Humor Pillows

'I hate to tell you this...but you're going to have to give up red meat.'

'Twin Neanderthals, separated at birth. Both...spend a lot of time out doors, make their own clothes, hunt and fish and are self-employed.'

"There's really no mystery - my wife just sticks her head through a hole in the wall."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Deer Season Open.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'So who needs sonar?!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

A Club Sandwitch.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

"Garden variety allergies."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Spot Quiz....

Burnout Syndrome...

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

Soccer coach of the year.