Hungry Hound Interpreters Gifts

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

No Soliciting

Frederic Chopin

"Caricatures $20"

"I've written the employees' benefit manual in invisible ink"

Harriet Walter

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"Consider yourself chased."

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Statue of Liberty

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'No need to shout.'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'Good dog!'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

"And yet, I too am a still life."

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Canine Scent-ipede

Ferguson, Bramley, Osgood & Holt - Big Frogs in a Small Pond.

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

"Is this your work?"

'Why good dogs go bad.'