Purr-suasive Interpreters Gifts

'I think Pookie wants her supper.'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Frederic Chopin

"Caricatures $20"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I've written the employees' benefit manual in invisible ink"

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

Statue of Liberty

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

Cat Burglar.

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

Art Gallery.

Ferguson, Bramley, Osgood & Holt - Big Frogs in a Small Pond.

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

'And here, the artist is clearly making an ironic statement about the fleeting nature of material possessions.'

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

"The perfect gift? He's gonna love this! The fact that she thinks I'd even want this makes me question our entire relationship!"

That's not what they mean when they say that Dick Cheney knows where all the bones are buried.

"Is this your work?"

"Love you!"

"How are we supposed to know what's bothering him when we don't speak bark?"

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

Eye contact zone next 50 feet.

"So to summarise our qualitative study results... your product is like a 'rainbow of French squirrels followed by a small popping noise'."

"Hold still! It says here understanding body language is key to knowing your cat."

Streaking makes a comeback, but nobody notices.

Office joker

'No! It picture of hunt. It not 'really about inner conflict' ...'