Pet Interpreter Gifts

"How are we supposed to know what's bothering him when we don't speak bark?"

'Who asked your opinion?'

Dialogue

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

She - Interpreter - He.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"Another slander suit!"

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Signing the declaration of independence.

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

I have an idea for a new app: It'll tell you what your dog is thinking. What? How? Through a sensor planted in the dog's collar. Every time it barks, whines or sighs, the sensor will beam an English translation to your phone. It'll either say "feed me," "walk me," "I need to potty," or "leave me alone," or a random combination of those. That sounds like the most useless app ever. It'll also shout "I'm running!" when the dog is running.

Dog Training.

Dogs texting each other emojis

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"It's the dog."

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

"Is your regret that there were three of them or that they were blind?"

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'