Pet Interpreter Mugs

"How are we supposed to know what's bothering him when we don't speak bark?"

'Who asked your opinion?'

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Another slander suit!"

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Dogs texting each other emojis

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

Dog Training.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

"It's the dog."

"Is your regret that there were three of them or that they were blind?"

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

"So, sniffed any interesting butts lately?"