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The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- Career Duck

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Police Feline Unit

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Selling lemon latt�

Cariactures

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Speed Dating for Turtles

Do Not Resuscitate

'Cannonball!'

Here and There Trays

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'