Humorous Gym Dodger Pillows

'The little woman hide the remote control, and I've lost ten pounds looking for it!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Fast Food Dieter

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Olympic Torch Training

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

"It's improv night."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

"I love strong coffee."

"Damn speed hump!"

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'