Humorous Gym Dodger T-Shirts

'The little woman hide the remote control, and I've lost ten pounds looking for it!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Still Life With Nordic Track

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Robber on treadmill

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Fast Food Dieter

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Olympic Torch Training

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

"It's improv night."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

"Damn speed hump!"

Gym. Trainer. What's with this "burning calories"? Why can't we just lightly toast them?

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'