Gym Jokesters Pillows

'STOP DOING SIT-UPS!'

Seat of nails.

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"C'mon, work that core!"

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Fast Food Dieter

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Olympic Torch Training

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

"It's improv night."

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"Sometimes a tightness in the chest can be a sign of high blood pressure. In your husband's case, however, I just loosened his belt a little."

"Damn speed hump!"

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."