Gym Jokesters Pillows

'STOP DOING SIT-UPS!'

Seat of nails.

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"C'mon, work that core!"

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Robber on treadmill

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Fast Food Dieter

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

Olympic Torch Training

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

"It's improv night."

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

"Sometimes a tightness in the chest can be a sign of high blood pressure. In your husband's case, however, I just loosened his belt a little."