Humorous Chord Striker Pillows

"Gracie, that was a beautiful song...until you started playing it."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"Check out this new store."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Champions league'

Drunken singers in a public house

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Guitar Hero.

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

"This song asks the musical question: "Can anyone here show me how to play an e-minor chord?"

"If we're to have a serious relationship Nigel, you must stop ringing my bell and running away."

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

Guitars

'This year's stock market compared to last year's? Well, that is a bit before my time.'

'The newspaper strike hasn't affected you at all, has it?'

"How much longer are the anesthesiologists going to be on strike?"

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

'The lion's lost his pride.'

Strike That Clause

"This song is very difficult for me, emotionally. Plus, the chords are hard."

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

What your acoustic guitar says about you

The Musician

Zane pulls the emergency chord.

Police Strike - 'Shall we beat ourselves up?'

"No going outside to play until you finish your chords."

"I tell you, ever since I admitted to number dyslexia, my handicap has gotten better!"

Guitar

'Trust me, Harold. I'm getting better every day. I can do this. You're not still angry about yesterday, are you, Harold?'

"I wrote this next tune to taunt officials of the maximum security prison I recently broke out of. Then I gotta get outta here."