Humorist On Holiday Pillows

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Claus 2.0

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Night of the Latkes

High security Santa's grotto

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Airport Security.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Ninja bread men"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Hiding the electronics.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Non-Denominational Carols

Fish snorkling above water.

'Now it fits.'

Bob's Driving School.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'