Humorist In Orbit T-Shirts

Find the ideal t-shirt for your humorist in orbit! Our space-inspired, witty tees are great for making a statement and sharing a laugh with anyone who loves cosmic comedy.

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Alien throwing out astronaut with the rubbish.

Alien throwing out astronaut with the rubbish. mockup

Alien throwing out astronaut with the rubbish.

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"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!" mockup

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

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"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!" mockup

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

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Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love. mockup

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

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Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news. mockup

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

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"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!" mockup

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

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'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!' mockup

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

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'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!' mockup

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

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Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon mockup

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

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Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

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'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.' mockup

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

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Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!' mockup

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

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"Are there space-babes?"

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"Most of our procedures are out of network."

"Most of our procedures are out of network." mockup

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

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The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

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"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!" mockup

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

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'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.' mockup

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

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How's my abducting?

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"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable." mockup

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

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'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.'' mockup

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

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After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

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