Humorist With A Love For Space T-Shirts

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

Chalk Bored

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

Stand up comedians from outer space.

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

'I come from. . . URANUS!'

'You won't go away empty-handed. We have some lovely parting gifts, including the fun, home version!'

'Sorry folks, Tractor Beam's broken. We'll have to use a tractor piece of rope.'

Alien throwing out astronaut with the rubbish.

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Astronaut dowsing on new planet.