Spacefaring Humorist T-Shirts

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Save Our Universe

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"Are there space-babes?"

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

Moon's Portaloo.

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

How's my abducting?

TPP

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.