Space Race Humorist T-Shirts

'Do you have one in a larger size?'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Save Our Universe

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

"Are there space-babes?"

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Black Hole Corks

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

How's my abducting?

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."