Humorist In Law Pillows

Add a touch of humor to any space with pillows adorned with witty law-inspired quotes and illustrations, perfect for the legal humorist’s favorite lounging spot.

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'And so 'Your Honor'... if that really is your name...'

'And so 'Your Honor'... if that really is your name...' mockup

'And so 'Your Honor'... if that really is your name...'

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'I've been sued. Can I counter-sue for the stress caused by being sued?'

'I've been sued. Can I counter-sue for the stress caused by being sued?' mockup

'I've been sued. Can I counter-sue for the stress caused by being sued?'

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'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?' mockup

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

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"Judgement Day: Division Four"

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"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head." mockup

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

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Patent Attorney (invisible man)

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"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?" mockup

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

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"I must insist on my lawyer present." mockup

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

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"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!" mockup

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

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"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt." mockup

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

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'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?' mockup

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

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'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?' mockup

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

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'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.' mockup

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

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"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun." mockup

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

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Loopholes

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"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!" mockup

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

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"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now." mockup

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

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'I got a suspended sentence.'

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'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...' mockup

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

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'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.' mockup

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

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'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.' mockup

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

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Justice

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"...and furthermore that said housewife violated both the animal cruelty statute as well as the disability act when she willfully cut off the tails of three visually impaired rodents."

"...and furthermore that said housewife violated both the animal cruelty statute as well as the disability act when she willfully cut off the tails of three visually impaired rodents."

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Fairtale prosecutions.

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"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window." mockup

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

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My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

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