Humor Loving Gossip Gifts

'Oh go ON - I love a bit of gossip.'

'She's so put together!'

A little bird told me...

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

Tom Hanks

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Hollywood Breakup

JET (Part I)

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

Pie chart of pub conversations

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking