Humor-loving Aliens Pillows

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Planetary Invasion Supplies Store - Abduct Tape.

"What happened?....Icing on the wings!"

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

An astronaut with a little alien drilling into his helmet.

'Planet earth is doomed! They all look like your mother!'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'From Earth? -- You're not that Geraldo guy, are you?'

Alien catches clothesline on trip to Earth.

Sid's favourite hen was so broody, she tried to hatch out a meteorite.

'I've heard of space heaters, but I've never seen one before.'

'The best place to land is Southern California -- they're used to it.'

'My folks are away and I have the ship. What do you say we go out and do some crop circles?'

'Terrific!... You wait for a billion years, and they send three at the same time.'

"Stop complaining. If you hadn't spent all day in a donut shop you wouldn't have to lose 3.5 stones so we could lift off."

'I'm lucky that kid called!'

'I'm not saying he's neurotic, but he has serious left-and-right hemisphere issues.'

"Even men from other planets reject me."

"I'll probably hate myself in the morning."

"Johnson, we'd better get the gun! I think there might be some really big rabbits living here!"