Humor In Research Pillows

"I'm afraid we disagree on the definition of random."

'No, I haven't found the elusive Higgs boson yet.'

'Teenagers!'

Intelligent people laugh too!

Schrodinger's Black Box

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Schrödinger and his cat

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

Flan-eating bacteria

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"Ever killed a man?"

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

Working On Silly String Theory.

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'I told you nothing was out of joint but your nose.'

Doctor's poker.

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."