Humor In Research Prints

"I'm afraid we disagree on the definition of random."

'No, I haven't found the elusive Higgs boson yet.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Schrödinger and his cat

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Flan-eating bacteria

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

"Ever killed a man?"

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

Doctor's poker.

'I told you nothing was out of joint but your nose.'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Smirking or Non-smirking