Humor In Love Advocate Pillows

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

Try Mediation

Reading the sports pages.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'What'll it be?'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

His and Hers Wedding

Aging Problems

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

'Have you beed seeing other females?'

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"Ah-h, her comes my better half now."

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"I've never felt this close to anyone before!"

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

Rodins rotten juggler

"We never talk anymore."

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"