Humor In Love Advocate Pillows

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

Try Mediation

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Reading the sports pages.

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'What'll it be?'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

Aging Problems

His and Hers Wedding

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

'Have you beed seeing other females?'

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"Ah-h, her comes my better half now."

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

"We never talk anymore."

"I've never felt this close to anyone before!"

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

Rodins rotten juggler