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Mayhem, Inc. Part 7

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

On the brink.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Cow's straw

Czarcasm

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"A haand gel...!?"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Gym Dog

Hot cross buns

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Pea