Humor In Heroics Admirer Prints

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UK border controls relaxed.

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Czarcasm

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Cow's straw

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

On the brink.

Gym Dog

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"A haand gel...!?"

Hot cross buns

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'