Superhero Satire Admirer Prints

'I beg to differ Mister Superhero. Making Mister Sidekick wear tights is a form of sexual harassment.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Czarcasm

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"A haand gel...!?"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I've been genetically modified!"

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Hot cross buns

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

'And remember team, if you can't join 'em, lick 'em!'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'As you can see global climate change has encouraged some species to adapt to new environments.'

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

Masquerade

Football heads...

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

A Gated Community.