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The Hummingbird

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Bee flying to another flower.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Bird Bath.

"Keeping busy?"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"Would you like flies with that order?"

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Of course he hasn't grown wings yet – You carry him everywhere.

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'I know we're supposed to be Lovebirds, but a bit of privacy from time to time would be nice...'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

Go Back to New York

Life's a bench.

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

Impractical Gardener.

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

Oculist.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"