Hummingbird Enthusiast T-Shirts

I told you not to pick the hummingbird wings.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"I think you'll just have to face the fact, dear, that you're not really a Hummingbird and you can't fly to Mexico with them!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'You know too much!'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Spring Training

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

Canada Goose Jackets