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"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

"Why do I hum? Because I forgot the words!"

Children's Parties

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"That's not how I sat on you."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Are we there yet?'

Baroque Peacock

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

A little bird told me...

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

Tequila Mockingbird

'It's been years since she sang my praises.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Love knows no boundaries.

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."