Hummingbird Observer Gifts

The Hummingbird

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Bee flying to another flower.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird Bath.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Keeping busy?"

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Would you like flies with that order?"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'I know we're supposed to be Lovebirds, but a bit of privacy from time to time would be nice...'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Go Back to New York

Life's a bench.

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Oculist.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

Impractical Gardener.

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'