Humanity's Dark Past Explorer T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that creatively depict humanity's dark history, designed to spark intrigue and conversation for those fascinated by the mysterious corners of our past.

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Human History

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'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day' mockup

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

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"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?" mockup

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

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'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.' mockup

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

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'It's an extinction notice.'

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"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?" mockup

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

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'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!' mockup

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

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'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

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'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.' mockup

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

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'When do they learn to stand upright?' mockup

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

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'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!' mockup

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

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Early attempts at standardising currency.

Early attempts at standardising currency. mockup

Early attempts at standardising currency.

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'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.' mockup

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

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Peace in shackles.

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Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit' mockup

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

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Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever. mockup

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

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Robot Attack in Bath

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Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird mockup

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

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Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire. mockup

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

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'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.' mockup

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

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"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

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