Dark History Explorer T-Shirts

Celebrate the darker side of history with our dark history explorer t-shirts. These thoughtfully witty designs are perfect for history buffs who love uncovering hidden stories and the mysteries of the past.

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The murderer's confession

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"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?" mockup

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

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Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten mockup

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

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'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

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'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!' mockup

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

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'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.' mockup

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

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Early attempts at standardising currency.

Early attempts at standardising currency. mockup

Early attempts at standardising currency.

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Peace in shackles.

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Robot Attack in Bath

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Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'. mockup

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

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Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird mockup

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

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"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

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Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever. mockup

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

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'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.' mockup

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

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"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!" mockup

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

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How the Old Testament Got Its Name. mockup

How the Old Testament Got Its Name.

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'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?' mockup

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

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Don Giovanni

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A citizen of Gondwanaland.

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'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.' mockup

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

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'Apparently he discovered accountancy.' mockup

'Apparently he discovered accountancy.'

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Britain in 410AD

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'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.' mockup

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

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"You must stop digging up the past." mockup

"You must stop digging up the past."

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"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity." mockup

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

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"Then we're in agreement. There's nothing rotten in Denmark. Something is rotten everywhere else."

"Then we're in agreement. There's nothing rotten in Denmark. Something is rotten everywhere else." mockup

"Then we're in agreement. There's nothing rotten in Denmark. Something is rotten everywhere else."

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Human History

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Cycles of evolution and destruction mockup

Cycles of evolution and destruction

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'Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it's like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we've placed her in a darkened studio.'

'Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it's like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we've placed her in a darkened studio.'

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