Humanitarian Coordinator Gifts

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Quick, start the car!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"The meeting will come to order."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Here and There Trays

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Great Therapy!'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Bears going water skiing.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Riding School Chaos

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Wedding disaster #27.