Disaster Relief Coordinator Gifts

It's Who We Are.

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'Crisis'

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"I can see our house from here."

Decontamination

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"My God, now what?"

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

Harvey before and after.

How Americans Can Get Help

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

'It's the plumber ... '

Aid Bombs

Risk perception/Risk assessment/Risk communication/Risk management

Despatch Dept - Sorry, your order is late sir, everybody's away on an 'Improve Customer Relations' course.

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

'Yup! Lots to give, not much to lose!'

Haiti.

"Save yourselves! Climb our corporate ladder!"

"Earthquake? You need Tracy Island, this is Tracy Emin Island."

Eric Cantor, Republican, Fiscal Conservative, Sociopath

Alberta on fire

U.S. Bread Basket.

"Amidst all of the devastation, it's important to find love."

Disaster relief - the experts arrive.

' ...so we decided to put in our own flood protection scheme.'

"I'm taking Harvey off Crisis Management."

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

Haiti - when is the next disaster on?