Disaster Relief Coordinator Pillows

It's Who We Are.

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'Crisis'

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Decontamination

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"My God, now what?"

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Harvey before and after.

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

'It's the plumber ... '

Eric Cantor, Republican, Fiscal Conservative, Sociopath

'Yup! Lots to give, not much to lose!'

Haiti.

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

U.S. Bread Basket.

Risk perception/Risk assessment/Risk communication/Risk management

"Amidst all of the devastation, it's important to find love."

Despatch Dept - Sorry, your order is late sir, everybody's away on an 'Improve Customer Relations' course.

Aid Bombs

Alberta on fire

"Save yourselves! Climb our corporate ladder!"

Disaster relief - the experts arrive.

' ...so we decided to put in our own flood protection scheme.'

"I'm taking Harvey off Crisis Management."

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

Haiti - when is the next disaster on?

A friend in need is a friend indeed.