Disaster Relief Champion Pillows

You're never completely out of reach from disaster.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Pearly King and Queen

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Movember

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"What are we doing wrong?"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"A table for two? Profit or non-profit?"

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

Save me versus Feed me.

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

Appeals

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

The Fun Run.

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

Humanitarian Medical Work

'The rich get rich, but what do the poor get?'