Relief Coordinator Pillows

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Quick, start the car!"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Great Therapy!'

Riding School Chaos

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Bears going water skiing.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'