Aid Coordinator Pillows

"We can't fly the genectically engineered grain in til next week, It's insisting on a window seat"

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Aid Bombs

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Deadline

'Crisis'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

Zika global alert

"Hello sir? I believe your name is Grant. Would you mind if I ask you a few questions about yourself?"

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

Time's running out for Africa

Kids in conflic zones and schools...

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Charity Shop Income on Rise

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

World hunger

RDC

'Loosing your job managing the community centre was obviously a blow...but luckily we have come up with a volunteering opportunity for you...'

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

Liberia is left behind by a car guided by the 'Road Map To Peace'

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

'We can offer Volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion, emotional overload, lack of support and stark terror.'

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

John was determined to involve more people in key decisions. "Hands up who thinks fleet prices should go up."

'Father, maybe the things money can't buy are the most important things in life... But did you ever try to feed starving people with these things'?

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

"I always create to-do lists."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."