Humanitarian Coordinator Mugs

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Quick, start the car!"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Great Therapy!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Bears going water skiing.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Riding School Chaos

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."