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Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Lactose intolerance.

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"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

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"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

So, when did I realize I was a control freak, doc?…

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

'I'm a billionaire, but I think like a millionaire.'

"This sense of remorse... should I be concerned?"

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

Desert crawler following water

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

"Let's stop for a second while my assistant brings me a stiff drink."

"Jones ... don't use that 'I'm only human' excuse with me again!"