Hue Enthusiast Gifts

I'm color blind, please help.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Candid Camera store.

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Bumble Bee

"Too bright."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

Just call me Picasso!

Honey Wallah

They were mysteriously drawn together

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Creative Baby.

"He's an abstract artist."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"Beware of God"

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

"Think about the honey."