Hue Enthusiast Pillows

Bob, come settle an argument - Is this a black hole or a dark blue hole?

I'm color blind, please help.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Candid Camera store.

Bumble Bee

"Too bright."

They were mysteriously drawn together

Honey Wallah

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

Just call me Picasso!

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

"He's an abstract artist."

Creative Baby.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'