Highlight Enthusiast Pillows

'I can't wait to see the highlights on TV!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Dorothy and Toto

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Tedious Romantic.

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

You need a new reading light

I'm color blind, please help.

The Formal Street Artist

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Media Whore Raceway.

Illuminating agricultural production

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

Man lighting ceiling candle

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

"The fact is, Bob, your amazing ability to focus on problems like a laser beam is freaking out everybody in the company!"

'Hmmm...'

"You're the brains of the group. Here, you figure out the tip."