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Highlights of the week!

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Cut!

Moses' Tablet

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

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...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Cat Burglar

Falstaff

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Greenfingers.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

Hamlet

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Storm in a magic lamp.

Cheating Death.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"