Hr Interviewer Gifts

I believe you're desperate for delivery staff.

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

How leaders fail

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

'Salaries Manager. No.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'What's wrong now?'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

I'm a self-made man!

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.