Hr Comic Fan Gifts

Human resources department is a stock full of humans.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Early photobombing

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Yes, can I help you?'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Suffering from Cooties?

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Naked Mole Rat

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

Batman O' War

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Route 666

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."